3. The Scottoiler Knee System
Ageing knees? Dodgy joints? The Scottoiler Knee System will oil your knee with a battery operated flow valve operated system delivering Glucosamine Sulphate vitamins straight to the problem area. Read all about it here.
2. Frank Lampard joins Manchester United
Frank Lampard is the heart of Chelsea Football Club, he scores important goals; he works hard. He has represented England and is probably on a par with Steven Gerrard in his generation. However, not everything is going in his favour with rumours rife that Frank will be leaving in the summer as Chelsea unload their older players and replace with the cream of the younger crop like Oscar and Eden Hazard. Read the story here.
1. Red Bull punish Vettel by demoting him to Toro Rosso for Chinese GP
As if Sebastian Vettel planned his own April Fools joke by ignoring team orders in Malaysia, Yalla picked up the torch and ran with it.
Well written article with enough facts to be convincing and suitable imagery to sway any doubt this is a good read even if you know its Red ‘total’ Bull. Head on over to Yalla for the laugh, don’t forget to read the comments by readers.