EPL Head 2 Head with Robin Adams

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This week we have Al Jazeera sports broadcaster Robin Adams stepping up to the proverbial batting plate.

Robin is a Manchester United, Kaizer Chiefs and Stormers fan so he’s 66.666% decent. The Stormers part costs him points, anyway let’s get straight into the predictions.

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RA: Chelsea 1 – 0 Liverpool

Hazard to score to redeem himself from that penalty miss in the League Cup that ended the Blues’ run in the competition

MS: Chelsea 1 – 1 Liverpool

Chelsea are woeful. Liverpool are the enemy. A draw suits me but I won’t cry if I drop superbru points to a Chelsea win.

Result: Chelsea 1 – 3 Liverpool

RA: Crystal Palace 0 – 2 Man United

Because I believe my Man United team will come good at Selhurst Park. See, I told you he was a great guy

MS: Crystal Palace 0 – 2 Man United

I’m hoping we play above our Middlesbrough performance and see off Palace comfortably. They have a lot of pace in their side though so we’ll see.

Result: Crystal Palace 0 – 0 Man United

RA: Man City 0-0 Norwich.

Man Shitty deserve another goalless draw!

MS: Manchester City 2 – 0 Norwich

I’m going to back City to win this game but Norwich are plucky so not a big margin this week.

Result: Manchester City 2 – 1 Norwich

RA: Newcastle 1 – 2 Stoke.

MS: Newcastle 0 – 1 Stoke

Newcastle are shocking. Any thoughts of a revival were banished with the thrashing Sunderland gave them last week.

Result: Newcastle 0 – 0 Stoke

RA: Swansea 1 – Arsenal 3.

Gunners desperate to return to winning form after crashing out of the League Cup.

MS: Swansea 1 – Arsenal 2

Swansea will push Arsenal but the Gunners have too much quality despite losing Walcott and Oxlade midweek.

Result: Swansea 0 – 3 Arsenal

RA: Watford 0 – West Ham 0.

We (Man United) need this rampant West Ham team to drop points. I mean the nerve of this usual mid-table team – now flying high in the league table. It’s ridiculous! Worst Ham.

MS: Watford 0 – 2 West Ham

Payet and company too good for Watford, maybe even three or four goals in this fixture.

Result: Watford 2 – 0 West Ham

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Things are unlikely to be as interesting as the day Cantona kicked the stuffing out of a Palace fan.

RA: West Brom 0-0 Leicester.

Who cares about this fixture anyway? Probably going to be as boring on the pitch as it is on paper!

MSWest Brom 1-2 Leicester

Vardy to make it 11 consecutive games he’s scored in. Not much hope for West Brom.

Result: West Brom 2 – 3 Leicester

RA: Everton 2 -0 Scumderland

MS: Everton 2 – 0 Sunderland

Sunderland back to losing regularly now that the Newcastle derby game is out the way.

Result: Everton 6 – 2 Sunderland

RA: Southampton 2 – 1 Bournemouth.

MS: Southampton 2 – 0 Bournemouth

Not enough quality in the Bournemouth team to challenge Southampton at home. Mane to shine again.

Result: Southampton 2  – 0 Bournemouth

RA: Tottenham 1 – Aston Villa 0.

MS: Tottenham 3 – 1 Aston Villa

Villa have a new manager (care-taker) but Spurs are too good for the Villains regardless of Tim Sherwood’s departure.

Result: Tottenham 3 – 1 Aston Villa

Final results: MS 7 – 3 RA

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