This week we have Al Jazeera sports broadcaster Robin Adams stepping up to the proverbial batting plate.
Robin is a Manchester United, Kaizer Chiefs and Stormers fan so he’s 66.666% decent. The Stormers part costs him points, anyway let’s get straight into the predictions.
RA: Chelsea 1 – 0 Liverpool
Hazard to score to redeem himself from that penalty miss in the League Cup that ended the Blues’ run in the competition
MS: Chelsea 1 – 1 Liverpool
Chelsea are woeful. Liverpool are the enemy. A draw suits me but I won’t cry if I drop superbru points to a Chelsea win.
Result: Chelsea 1 – 3 Liverpool
RA: Crystal Palace 0 – 2 Man United
Because I believe my Man United team will come good at Selhurst Park. See, I told you he was a great guy
MS: Crystal Palace 0 – 2 Man United
I’m hoping we play above our Middlesbrough performance and see off Palace comfortably. They have a lot of pace in their side though so we’ll see.
Result: Crystal Palace 0 – 0 Man United
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RA: Man City 0-0 Norwich.
Man Shitty deserve another goalless draw!
MS: Manchester City 2 – 0 Norwich
I’m going to back City to win this game but Norwich are plucky so not a big margin this week.
Result: Manchester City 2 – 1 Norwich
RA: Newcastle 1 – 2 Stoke.
MS: Newcastle 0 – 1 Stoke
Newcastle are shocking. Any thoughts of a revival were banished with the thrashing Sunderland gave them last week.
Result: Newcastle 0 – 0 Stoke
RA: Swansea 1 – Arsenal 3.
Gunners desperate to return to winning form after crashing out of the League Cup.
MS: Swansea 1 – Arsenal 2
Swansea will push Arsenal but the Gunners have too much quality despite losing Walcott and Oxlade midweek.
Result: Swansea 0 – 3 Arsenal
RA: Watford 0 – West Ham 0.
We (Man United) need this rampant West Ham team to drop points. I mean the nerve of this usual mid-table team – now flying high in the league table. It’s ridiculous! Worst Ham.
MS: Watford 0 – 2 West Ham
Payet and company too good for Watford, maybe even three or four goals in this fixture.
Result: Watford 2 – 0 West Ham
RA: West Brom 0-0 Leicester.
Who cares about this fixture anyway? Probably going to be as boring on the pitch as it is on paper!
MS: West Brom 1-2 Leicester
Vardy to make it 11 consecutive games he’s scored in. Not much hope for West Brom.
Result: West Brom 2 – 3 Leicester
RA: Everton 2 -0 Scumderland
MS: Everton 2 – 0 Sunderland
Sunderland back to losing regularly now that the Newcastle derby game is out the way.
Result: Everton 6 – 2 Sunderland
RA: Southampton 2 – 1 Bournemouth.
MS: Southampton 2 – 0 Bournemouth
Not enough quality in the Bournemouth team to challenge Southampton at home. Mane to shine again.
Result: Southampton 2 – 0 Bournemouth
RA: Tottenham 1 – Aston Villa 0.
MS: Tottenham 3 – 1 Aston Villa
Villa have a new manager (care-taker) but Spurs are too good for the Villains regardless of Tim Sherwood’s departure.
Result: Tottenham 3 – 1 Aston Villa
Final results: MS 7 – 3 RA